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Dimka
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Дата : 30-04-05, Сбт, 15:56:00
Сегодня пришло в голову в лучших традициях времен хренотени... кулфолдерс превратился в кулфлудерс... АбЫднА. |
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Dimka
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Дата : 02-04-05, Сбт, 04:35:00
Степени опьянения отныне измеряются телепузиками: Сначала Дринки-Тринки Потом следует Ля-Ля Потом когда тебе все По Только смотри когда тебе все По чтобы не подкрался Жопси |
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Dimka
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Дата : 20-03-05, Вск, 01:46:00
нашел вот на одном американском сайте:
Many old professor types with white hair, thick glasses and bushy moustaches have pondered which song indeed has the dirtier lyrics, "Tie My Pecker To My Leg" by Mojo Nixon or "Piss Up A Rope" by Ween. Today kids, we will finally put the question to rest. But vote quickly, we hear that the Japanese are hard at work on it, and their answer willl be smaller, cheaper and work on all platforms....
here are the lyrics:
Mojo Nixon Tie My Pecker To My Leg
Me yer momma and some other whore Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn Grandma's gettin down with an ear of corn gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard Grandpa's trying to fuck somethin in the front yard gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Sister is gettin rich on her 900 number Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Reddog (Solo)
Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin foo Eleven years old and I went to pussy school gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Simon (Solo)
You only live once, so off with them pants Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick If you saw my poon tang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger Last night I must have been the designated drinker gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
I need a woman six foot ten She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
Everybody Solo
Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
I'm gonna tie my pecker tie my pecker tie my pecker tie my pecker gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
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Ween Piss Up A Rope
My dinner's on fire while she watches tv, and if you ever wondered what it's like to be me, she takes all my money, and she leaves me no smokes, yells at my buddies and insults my folks. I'm breaking my back, doing the best that I can she's got timefor the dog, and none for her man. And I'm no dope, but I can't cope, So hit the fucking road, and piss up a rope.
You can piss up a rope! And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin' Pack your bag, I don't need the ag On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin' You ride my ass like a horse in the saddle Now you're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle. And I can't cope, so piss up a rope!
You can piss up a rope, and feel the pissy dribble You can piss up a rope, and watch me giggle For the last 6 months, I've been packing your bag, you can wash my balls with a warm wet rag til my balls feel smooth and soft like silk, I'm sick of your mouth and your 2% milk. And I'm no dope, but I can't cope, so hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope!
You can piss up a rope! And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin' Pack your bag, I don't need the ag On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin' You ride my ass like a horse in the saddle Now you're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle. And I can't cope, so piss up a rope!
You can piss up a rope! And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin' Pack your bag, I don't need the ag On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin' You ride my ass like a horse in the saddle Now you're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle. And I can't cope, so piss up a rope!
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Butt Trumpet I've Been So Mad Lately
Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck shit Fuck Shit-for-brains asshole dickweed all right You're a motherfucker and I hate you Fuck shit hell damn shit fuck Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you I'm pissed I'm pissed I'm so pissed off I'm so fucking pissed You take everything and then you left me You took all my shit you left me nothing Now I'm getting really angry I feel like I'm gonna fucking explode You think you're gonna get away with this? Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you I'm pissed I'm pissed I'm so pissed off I'm so fucking pissed Shit-for-brains asshole fuckface You're a motherfucker and I hate you Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck You can eat the corn out of my shit Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you I'm pissed I'm pissed I'm so pissed off I'm so fucking pissed Pissed Pissed Pissed I've been so mad lately |
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Dimka
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Дата : 18-03-05, Птн, 18:49:00
Сижу, читаю Чапаева и Пустоту, и тут догадка - наш знаменитый Дркнов, уж не обчитался ли он Пелевина? |
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Dimka
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Дата : 14-02-05, Пнд, 12:17:00
Заезжаю седня на парковку под домом, вижу - белый бесхвостый котенок бежит, разворачиваюсь, ставлю машину - мимо пролетает это чуда, а за ним трое здоровенноых котов. Подумал пойду отгоню их... Подошел - а там маленький щенок. Перепуганный по самое не могу бедняга. Короче сидит эта штука у меня сейчас дома, знакомится с моим таксёром Чаком, и лакает молоко...
Люди, может кто потерял щенка в Ашдоде? То ли Лабрадор, то ли еще что то в этом духе, возраст - 2-3 месяца по моему. Сам светлый, на спине рыжее пятно, одно ухо тоже рыжее и рыжее пятно вокруг левого глаза. |
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